GTFO im Pro

The failed creation when a drunk meth head hobo has sex with a hooker and the condom breaks.

GTFO im pro has earned the title of legendary nab. the whore have extended their favor!

by Milligrams September 6, 2010

Classic Pro Evo

Coined to describe the easiest goal to score on Pro Evolution Soccer 4 but has now become the term for something which is 'more' than default.

1. Actually scoring a 'Classic Pro Evo'.
2. Brazil is the 'Classic Pro Evo' good footy team.
3. Hulk Hogan is the 'Classic Pro Evo' famous wrestler.
4. Using Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur in your Pokemon team is 'Classic Pro Evo'.
5. 'Smells like Teen Spirit' is the 'Classic Pro Evo' Nirvana song.

by Josh McNally April 27, 2006

"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?

A hat to be worn by only the sexiest of mutha fuckas! If worn, you must advertise with "I'll make your fantasy cum true" or a "Fah-Nasty cum true!," This must also occur with a picture of your butt-ass naked sexy self while also covering your Johnson with something sexy and inconspicuous, like a hammer or a 23" length horse condom.

For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...

Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.

Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"

"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?

Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.

For example, used in a sentence and conversation:

John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.

Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."

by John Olanzapine May 14, 2022

in a pro pro

An awesome abbreviation of the world inappropriate.

Did you hear what he just said? So in a pro pro.

by Caitmh December 8, 2010

am pro

"am pro" is a slang for being gay. Use this if you are trying to tell someone you are gay indirectly.

"Hey bro, wanna play some Minecraft later?"
"Am pro!"
"Yo I never knew you were gay."

by JimmyMania July 14, 2021

kid pro quo

Buying something you don't want or need from a co-worker or friend's kid, hoping to build karma for the next time your kid is selling something.

You: Why on earth did you buy 20 boxes of thin mints!?!
Me: Kid pro quo: Joe's daughter is a girl scout - and you know Billy's school has a fund raiser this fall.

by yogamomma February 26, 2010

need for speed pro street

Need for Speed: Pro Street (NFS:PS for short) is the latest game in the need for speed series, for release on november 14 in the US of A, and november 22 in Australia. the platforms that it will be released on are: Windows, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 2, Wii, PlayStation Portable, Nintendo DS, Mobile. goto wikipedia and search pro street for more info

Need for speed Pro Street is going to be wikid.

by lordkabab November 1, 2007