meanie poo

What little kids call us when we're not nice to them

Donald Trump is such a meanie poo!

by frabrizio August 4, 2017

Poo Job

A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.

Alan i'm about to do a shit, come and give us a poo job.

by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010

poo-bum

A bum which smells of poo!

Abra's got a smelly poo-bum! =

by pseudobum November 16, 2010

poo jogger

A jogger that poos on other people's property while on their morning jog.

The female poo jogger, whose actions were revealed by The Sunday Telegraph, was caught after Porters Liquor at Pyrmont found a “deposit” in its back lane.

by Runmeover July 21, 2018

Poo Shwag

Weed that tastes/smells or looks shitty... Is also lacking in THC

Fuck i can't beleive you bought dustins poo shwag when you should obviously go to da kush man.

by King of Israel January 9, 2009

Poo jealousy

The jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump.

Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.
Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.
Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.

by Urban Armour June 6, 2009

Poo Bitch

The person who uses a public restroom directly after you do. Sinking in the bouquet of rancid odors you had left behind for him.

I didn't realize my poo bitch was dancing around waiting for me to finish dropping hammer until I got out of the stall.

by Pierre Duegles September 28, 2018