I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?

by ks5d July 29, 2015

Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.

Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.

by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024

pro at life

When you are a professional at living.

Man, he's real good at living. Is he a pro at life?

by Woah, don't do that. August 25, 2015

pro-fessional

Some one who thinks they arent professional at something and they tries it and becomes a professional for the one time and can never do it again.

I gave golf a go because I thought it would be fun to smash the shit out ball until I realised how much excersie you had to do... hey atleast I got in the hole in one I am a pro-fessional.

by Reynolds999888777 February 04, 2024

pro-origender

When a person identifies as their original gender created by God and assigned at birth.

I am pro-origender as I identify as my original gender created by God and assigned at birth.

by Marliz Perez June 10, 2022

Nova PRO

The best the battle cats youtuber that makes awesome videos like
Enemy spam

Boss wars

Very epic man : hey do you watch nova pro
Stinky : NO WAY THAT BATTLE CATS YOUTUBER SUCKS
stinky would later die of food poisoning

by shrub6 December 26, 2021

Pro Max

Often used by phone's manufacture to named a phone they produced. This is quite used infamously by Apple itself.

"Did you know the new iPhone 14 Pro Max?"

by Eplims September 22, 2022