pl4ty numbers

when someone has a catastrophically negative KD:R in a shooter game, a such as valorant

-cheems goes 0/19-
"Wow cheems, you're really putting up pl4ty numbers right now"
-cheems cries-

by Random shtuff December 29, 2022

Platform

Oh? Is this one not as big and, therefore, not as good? Figures...

Hym "Oh is this not a real platform? Oh well! I guess I'll hop on tik tok and see if I can dance so good they make me a Fire Emblem character. Oh wait! I already am that. Is that what you all want? Does the literally anime character that lives on urban dictionary not have enough reach for you? Because I see how Denzel Washington and Ricky Gervais are always quoting those super famous tik tokers all the time so I think what I should do is hop on a REAL platform because that way I'll be a legitimate guy."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2023

Plat

An extremely condensed platypus.

The woman reaches towards her pancake to take a bite.
"Oh my joodness! This is no pancake, it is a plat!"

Plat: "qjack"

by Professor Ballfart March 2, 2023

Platforming

Using people to elevate your status. They'll run with you or toward you for a bit, then use you to lift themselves - like Super Mario uses turtles

Took her to dinner, got a few drinks, made out but once I got her in the club she disappeared with some rich dude.
She was just platforming, don't trip

by Romancell March 11, 2023

Platform Pussy

A male internet personality uses their following or "platform" to slide into a female's DMs with ill intentions.

A male internet personality thinks their following or "platform" will mask obvious sexual intentions.

That streamer really thought he could use his internet fame for "Platform Pussy!"

by Noble Hamil March 22, 2023

platence

A measure of the state of being where two or more surfaces are so designed as to come apart and go together again with smooth, unobstructed action.

The flat flange of the door hanger has majestic platence for proper and unobstructed action when opening and closing the door.

by chwergy March 22, 2023

Platano

Spanish banana

¿Quieres platano? - do you want a banana?
Si porfavor - yes please

by I need help 2023 March 27, 2023