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Mystery Son

A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.
"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012
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Son of a-

When you're about to say "Son of a bitch" but stop yourself halfway through to say something else, usually another instance of swearing, or get interrupted.
Person one: Son of a-
Person two: What? Gone mute?
Person one: Ya know what? Fuck off richard!
by LAKottke October 21, 2021
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Santos and Son's

a landscaping company that mows lawns. It's also good roast material to use against anyone named David Santos
Mr Gooddiss: fucking seana's buns, I'm done, Santos and Son's, shooting from a gun.

Mr Gooddiss: Santos and Son's landscaping, little girls you be raping, lice on head so you be scraping
by Inspector CG June 19, 2018
mugGet the Santos and Son'smug.

dream's son

A content creator that built their success on the back of Dream. Using his likeness, platform, resources, and fanbase to boost their own success thus being a byproduct of his success.
Ranboo is Dream's son.
by dwtwhxre May 27, 2022
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Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.
ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son
by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020
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gai son

an offspring usually from the male species that shows the human equivalent feeling of "joy"
person 1, "Hello brother, Im Timmy and I slay because I am happy"
person 2, "oh my! Wish my birth givers made me a gai son like Timmy!"
by professor Eightmydeck August 7, 2024
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