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russian jerk off

When you get your penis suck in the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and pull the trigger
"dude i was im the hospital because i tried the russian jerk off."
by brokenhalo2202 January 5, 2018
mugGet the russian jerk offmug.

Reverse Circle Jerk

(n.) When a group of men jerk off away from each other in a circular shape. There is a women in the middle who directs their movement. It is used as a shield to protect against unwanted contact. No one would speak to you if there was a circle of men jerking off in their way.
I wanted to speak to her, but she had a reverse circle jerk going on, I didn't want cum on me, that would be gay.
by Wen Done May 22, 2018
mugGet the Reverse Circle Jerkmug.

Circle-jerk kids

A bunch of kids(football, athletic) who masturbate into each others bums. or Just Retards and pricks.
Damn the Circle-jerk kids shoved me and made me spill my lunch.
by bidamin December 20, 2014
mugGet the Circle-jerk kidsmug.

jerk my chicken

Hey wanna come out today

No I gotta jerk my chicken
by Taykay47 August 16, 2017
mugGet the jerk my chickenmug.

Transgender Circle Jerk

A group of males with abnormally large breasts using their arms to cause a nearby group of males to ejaculate; often done while sitting down in a circle.
This transgender circle jerk was by far the best of the year!
by BOB THE BUILDER OF HELL September 18, 2019
mugGet the Transgender Circle Jerkmug.

idiot-jerk-face

He's such and idiot jerk face...
by Soadina September 29, 2003
mugGet the idiot-jerk-facemug.

jerking off a blind guy

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!
by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017
mugGet the jerking off a blind guymug.

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