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grinch hand

When you’re getting analy fisted and they pull their hand out and there’s diarrhea on it.
Yo mike
What dawg
I totally got grinch handed last night
Bro😓
by Daddypp November 12, 2018
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Hand Delivered

Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.
The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.
by uniberg March 10, 2011
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Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.
Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino
by Apple Peels June 28, 2018
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toss hands

a fight in which two white ghetto trash kids get offended by the other
alright alusha, you wanna toss hands?
by white firecracker April 20, 2017
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Hand Blumpkin

The act of jerking off while taking a crap.
“Chick left me, and all I’m left with are hand blumpkins.”
by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023
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Jackpot hand

(Noun) A term used to describe a hand in poker that contains 3 sevens, or three of a kind sevens. This is derived from the idea that 3 sevens is considered the jack pot on a slot machine.
Since that 7 came out on the flop, I've got a jackpot hand!
by OlFashioned November 14, 2013
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Hand Scratch

That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth
"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."
by Orcaheart April 21, 2021
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