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The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"
The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"
by EeveLyn November 30, 2020
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Transit hands

When you have just gotten off of any type of mass transit but haven't had a chance to wash the germs and poo particles off your hands.
Person 1: *reaching out for a bro shake* "Hey man, it's been a long time! how's it been?"

Person 2: *turning away* "ahhhh sorry but I've got transit hands. Been good though!"
by Delightfullydumb November 24, 2015
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Tarantula Hands

The shape somebody's hand takes when touching up the person they are making out with.
"Look at that guy's tarantula hands running up that woman's leg!"
by Velmareth December 14, 2018
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kebab hand

The inimitable, impenetrable stench of stale kebab, that is noticed upon ones hand the morning after a heavy night on the booze and drunken takeaway. In extreme circumstances of alcohol use, kebab hand can be the only way to help remember the consumption of such a meal.
"Dude, I got band kebab hand today"

"lol"
by jam1kenobi December 24, 2008
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Hamburger Hand

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.
Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand
by Lils6m May 5, 2018
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Hand sanitizer

The most yummyliceous thing I've ever put in my mouth. I LOVE hand sanitizer.
Person 1: "is that hand sanitizer?"
Me: *chugging it*
by Markys wife January 30, 2022
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Hand penises

He had long hand penises.
by Sauce of God September 25, 2014
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