March 9th

National Beat up a Tall person day

Beat them up In March 9th

by Urnaninbed.con March 8, 2021

March 15th

National fuck the hell out of your partners day

Hey sweetheart happy March 15th better be ready to celebrate later :)

by That Person123 March 15, 2021

March 20

the day when you have a sleepover with your best friend and make sure to watch movies whole night without sleeping

1 best friend: let’s have a sleepover on March 20
2 best friend: alright let’s watch movies whole night and don’t sleep
1 best friend: WOAH GREAT IDEA

by Dorito bitchy girl March 19, 2021

March 20

National get a soapy booby pic. Mainly from your girlfriend.

BF: Hey can I get a soapy booby pic it’s March 20th
GF: guess I have too.

by MacktheG March 19, 2021

March 31

The day mario gets wiped from existance.

Look at the day Sam.

oh.

March 31, the day mario was wiped from existance

Who's mario?

by That one dude you bullied March 31, 2021

Mercy

Mercy is an American game where two players hold hand and try to twist their opponents hands into agonizing defeat. It may have root meaning etomology derived from the french word thanks. So give thanks to french which has defeated America in Temporal Warfare with the gift of a statue of Liberty at least 3 times in us locations like Alabama.

Wanna play mercy?

Ahh my hands hurt, MERCY!!

by LordBrittishBreadIX July 23, 2021

March 31

The famous singer Selena died
It is the day before the next month (April) not many people at born on this day. So if you are um congrats.

“Hey! Today’s March 31”
“Oh hey cool! Tomorrow a new month!”

by Bobthemasterofwords October 27, 2021