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boomer magic

When an old person hits, slaps or shakes something to make it work again and it has the desired effect. The item fixed should have no logical reason to work better or be fixed from this action, as such Boomer Magic is a form of Situational Irony that is entirely unappreciated by the old person performing it.
It was a lazy Sunday afternoon and Old Man Jack was watching the Television with his favourite Grandson. Unfortunately, he had turned his hearing aid to it's maximum setting but was still unable to hear clearly. Also, the old man was not able to turn the volume up any higher on the TV despite pushing the button as hard as he could and shaking the remote indignantly at the screen.

"The remote needs new batteries Granddad", chimed the young boy.
"Nonsense!, I replaced these last week!", Jack thought to himself as he took the remote in his hand and slapped it three times in his palm. He was now able to effortlessly turn up the volume of his favorite show, Antiques Roadshow.
His young Grandson looked on in disbelief, "Buh...Buh... Boomer Magic...".
by GreazyLeezy July 26, 2019
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Whore magic

When your dick gets hard randomly casually talking to a girl. With out her even trying
“Mike, why’s your dick hard? We were just talking about the kitchen table?” Said Steph. Mike replies, idk Steph must be your whore magic calling my dick
by yvuviuuiv March 13, 2021
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The magic word

The phrase used my many parents to get their kids under control.
Kid: I WANT YOUR BOOB IM THIRSTY OK
Mum: What’s the magic word?
Kid: *angel face* pleeeease
Mum: *gives boob*
by MrTextris <—YT January 31, 2021
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Black Magic 2

A very good game where if you chose the class named revenant and spam the 4 and 5 keys or use kurai and spam lc you win.
gold rank with big ego after dying:wow, I was 1v1'ing that bronze rank and he suddenly teleported out of my combo and kill me with rev sword auto combo. Black Magic 2 sucks.
random guy nobody had ever seen before: skill issue to be honest.
by Sircachetes August 7, 2021
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Madoka Magica

a cute magical girl show with mentally ill lesbians. We have Madoka - pink haired lesbian with ofc she/her pronous, Homura - Madoka's gf, probably 12 years older than her, Sayaka - of course you have blue hair and pronous, also kinda hated character (free sayaka from all the hate, she did nothing wrong) Kyoko - Sayaka's gf, has a weird obsession with apples. Likes rhytyhm games. Mami - had like 40 minutes of screentime, but we still love her
- You like Puella Magi Madoka Magica too?!
- You mean that show with mentally ill people??!
- fuck it, lets go together on therapy
by Twink69 October 14, 2023
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Riding The Magic Carpet

When you've achieved a high that makes you float around.
Dude were you riding the magic carpet with me?
by jweskid February 7, 2010
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work your magic

To do the best position on a special person to make it up to them
Come on babe work your magic on me
by Skylar Bright March 26, 2017
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