minger/minjer

a mispronunciation of the word "minger"...so that it incorporates both "minge" (meaning female genitalia) and "minger" (meaning an ugly person)
pronounced as "min-jer"

"she's such a minger/minjer"

by amy2608 January 12, 2009

Filet Mingay

Finger foods that the host figured would be delicious and well-received, but are in actuality, a plate of emasculation.

"Oh gee, how nice of Bobby to serve us a plate of FILET MINGAY! Nobody eats belgium waffles with sprinkles!"

Preston-"How about I add croûtons with the roast?"
Blake-"I don't think the recipe is to make Filet Mingay"

by ZFP June 14, 2008

Golden Minge

Slapping golden syrup on a womans vagina

Jack comes home one night to find that his girlfriend is in bed with another man. He then got very angry and punched the man on the face knocking him out. To punish his girlfriend he got the can of golden syrup from the cupboard and plastered her vagina with it. He then shouted "GOLDEN MINGE, EWWWW ITS ALL STICKY!" And she could never eat flapjacks again.

by clasicatra April 22, 2009

minge

the shaggy or tufty hair around the vagina. The hair that is not shaven and is untidy.

Simon eats his Mothers minge for money to buy glasses so that teachers like him.

by Simon

by Simon Lawrence August 12, 2005

Minger

Someone who is down right ugly!

Yuk, I dont fancy yours much! what a minger!

by fashanu April 23, 2003

Minging

Word that sounds ridiculous when used by posh people who think it’ll give them street cred.

I’m awf to the Mason’s ball, although one must mention that the wild salmon at the last one was rather minging.

by Eric F Cod July 20, 2004

minger

Basically minger is an ugly person!

To be a minger you need to be:

(fat, retard, just plain ugly and have big, bushy eye-brows!)

These are not my opinions so don't shout at me >_>

Oh wat a minger, mate!
Yesh she is fat, a retard, just plain ugly and has big, bushy eye-brows!

Lol sossie! (Harriet clarke - jk)

by Flora Veale September 4, 2005