Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.

"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."

by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025

Anna Log

Whenever a girl named Anna leaves a log, it is referred to as an Anna Log.

"Anna left one too many Anna Logs in the toilet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 12, 2023

Forehead Log Plant

The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.

Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.

by Levi Addalon March 12, 2023

Log off

When you just did something so downbad you have to log out your accounts. Or log off your device or sum.

“NAH IT WAS A JOKE!”
“Nah you went to far Ima need you to log off for me.”

by Bracefacelaylayduh February 6, 2022

log jam

A party or gathering with too many guys and not enough girls.
Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.

Dude this party is a total log jam...there's no chicks.

by zombie mike March 30, 2009

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.

Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.

by ipat8 February 16, 2024

punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.

Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.

by Rsymps December 2, 2017