chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Corn on the log

When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn

That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log

by Corny girl October 2, 2011

lincoln-log

a beast killa with a ten inch monster trout. weakness:anybody named addie

strength: can crush ten monsters in under a minute:

lincoln log state can be acquired by getting crossfased.

I just went sicko mode and unlocked my lincoln-log stage. time to go make love to your mother

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws

Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

Log

The last words heard by the princess

Blue:plays princess
Red:LOG

by chungusblaster69 June 3, 2023

ip logging on live chat

Something that shouldn't happen but it does

An example of ip logging on live chat
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.

by i eat uranium fuel rods June 5, 2023

pinching logs

A phrase that can be used to tell someone that you’re pooping.

Kevin asked me what I was up to, so I told him I was in the bathroom pinching logs.

by caffeinated_sloth June 18, 2023