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Kike's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a kike mentioning the holocaust increases.
As long as (((they))) exist so will Kike's law
by AnonDoxy January 21, 2023
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Goebbel's Law

Anytime something evil happens the default assumption is that jews did it until proven otherwise.
So the Titanic was sunk on purpose??? Jews did it! I'm invoking Goebbel's Law.
by Blackpill Rage July 2, 2021
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Max's Law

Moore's Law states that processor speed will increase by a factor of 2 every 18 months (or thereabouts). Physical limitations no longer make this realistic. Therefore, we propose Max's Law: "If it's good enough to watch porn, it's good enough."
It's elementary my dear Watson, it's Max's Law.
by DoctorsFogsWorthy October 5, 2010
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Manley's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a user invoking Godwin's law approaches one.

Once Godwin's law has been raised, the thread is finished and whoever pandered to the meme has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress.
#1: That image is over 50kb and so cannot be funny.
#2: But you are just picking up on semantics, you are such a nazi.
#1: Hah! Godwin's law! You lose!
#2: Manley's law.
by Pedantichrist June 4, 2007
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The Law of Intersectionality

The Law of Intersectionality

(noun, abs)

When a company - based either primarily online or on the high street - begins to employ more and more measures to attempt to curb the invisible and intangible misogyny of the 'Patriarchy', a set number of months are affixed to its lifespan and marketability before financial collapse happens.

Addendum, the further a company pushes for the Intersectionality in itself the quicker it destroys itself.
Guy one: Netflix is planning on instituting a "only look at someone five seconds" rule
Guy two: Whoa, guess Netflix is just speeding up its use of the Law of Intersectionality.
by The Ardent Man June 17, 2018
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cousin in-law

1. Your cousin’s cousin

2. Your spouse’ cousin
I am Isaiah.

My cousin is Steve.

Steve is on my dad’s side
I am on Steve’s dad’s side

Mary is Steve’s cousin on his mom’s side.

Mary is my cousin’s cousin; therefore, she is my cousin in-law
by Hunter Grant Covengton July 18, 2018
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Wheatley's law

"Don't be a dick." Can be used to quickly tell the rules of a(n online) community.
1: What are your rules?
2: Wheatley's law.
by hyperak May 28, 2018
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