by AnonDoxy January 21, 2023
When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.
Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.
Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.
by gorgeous gigi May 20, 2006
Originating from iFunny user “TheKremlin” Kremlin’s Law can be enacted if faced with defeat in an online argument. If the loser responds with “ur mom suck me good and hard through my jorts” they automatically win the argument in question.
by big busty bugs bunny November 05, 2021
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a user invoking Godwin's law approaches one.
Once Godwin's law has been raised, the thread is finished and whoever pandered to the meme has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress.
Once Godwin's law has been raised, the thread is finished and whoever pandered to the meme has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress.
#1: That image is over 50kb and so cannot be funny.
#2: But you are just picking up on semantics, you are such a nazi.
#1: Hah! Godwin's law! You lose!
#2: Manley's law.
#2: But you are just picking up on semantics, you are such a nazi.
#1: Hah! Godwin's law! You lose!
#2: Manley's law.
by Pedantichrist May 18, 2007
The Law of Intersectionality
(noun, abs)
When a company - based either primarily online or on the high street - begins to employ more and more measures to attempt to curb the invisible and intangible misogyny of the 'Patriarchy', a set number of months are affixed to its lifespan and marketability before financial collapse happens.
Addendum, the further a company pushes for the Intersectionality in itself the quicker it destroys itself.
(noun, abs)
When a company - based either primarily online or on the high street - begins to employ more and more measures to attempt to curb the invisible and intangible misogyny of the 'Patriarchy', a set number of months are affixed to its lifespan and marketability before financial collapse happens.
Addendum, the further a company pushes for the Intersectionality in itself the quicker it destroys itself.
Guy one: Netflix is planning on instituting a "only look at someone five seconds" rule
Guy two: Whoa, guess Netflix is just speeding up its use of the Law of Intersectionality.
Guy two: Whoa, guess Netflix is just speeding up its use of the Law of Intersectionality.
by The Ardent Man June 16, 2018
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