jude lawed

When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.

Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.

-What happened?!
-She was Jude Lawed.

by gorgeous gigi May 25, 2006

Goebbel's Law

Anytime something evil happens the default assumption is that jews did it until proven otherwise.

So the Titanic was sunk on purpose??? Jews did it! I'm invoking Goebbel's Law.

by Blackpill Rage July 2, 2021

AWF's Law

AWF's Law is an Internet law that states irony or parody means you actually (secretly) enjoy or endorse it unironically. It comes from the autistic inability to detect sarcasm or humor. AWF is an autistic fanfiction writer.

Dave Chappelle only jokes about white people because he actually and seriously hates all white people, literally. AWF's Law.

by Master Sword Dialdoh November 5, 2021

Kremlin’s Law

Originating from iFunny user “TheKremlin” Kremlin’s Law can be enacted if faced with defeat in an online argument. If the loser responds with “ur mom suck me good and hard through my jorts” they automatically win the argument in question.

“They was having a fight and this nigga hit em with Kremlin’s Law”

by big busty bugs bunny November 5, 2021

Wheatley's law

"Don't be a dick." Can be used to quickly tell the rules of a(n online) community.

1: What are your rules?
2: Wheatley's law.

by hyperak May 28, 2018

The Law of Intersectionality

The Law of Intersectionality

(noun, abs)

When a company - based either primarily online or on the high street - begins to employ more and more measures to attempt to curb the invisible and intangible misogyny of the 'Patriarchy', a set number of months are affixed to its lifespan and marketability before financial collapse happens.

Addendum, the further a company pushes for the Intersectionality in itself the quicker it destroys itself.

Guy one: Netflix is planning on instituting a "only look at someone five seconds" rule
Guy two: Whoa, guess Netflix is just speeding up its use of the Law of Intersectionality.

by The Ardent Man June 17, 2018

Max's Law

Moore's Law states that processor speed will increase by a factor of 2 every 18 months (or thereabouts). Physical limitations no longer make this realistic. Therefore, we propose Max's Law: "If it's good enough to watch porn, it's good enough."

It's elementary my dear Watson, it's Max's Law.

by DoctorsFogsWorthy October 5, 2010