Kike's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a kike mentioning the holocaust increases.
As long as (((they))) exist so will Kike's law
by AnonDoxy January 21, 2023
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jude lawed

When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.

Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.
-What happened?!
-She was Jude Lawed.
by gorgeous gigi May 20, 2006
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Kremlin’s Law

Originating from iFunny user “TheKremlin” Kremlin’s Law can be enacted if faced with defeat in an online argument. If the loser responds with “ur mom suck me good and hard through my jorts” they automatically win the argument in question.
“They was having a fight and this nigga hit em with Kremlin’s Law”
by big busty bugs bunny November 05, 2021
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Manley's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a user invoking Godwin's law approaches one.

Once Godwin's law has been raised, the thread is finished and whoever pandered to the meme has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress.
#1: That image is over 50kb and so cannot be funny.
#2: But you are just picking up on semantics, you are such a nazi.
#1: Hah! Godwin's law! You lose!
#2: Manley's law.
by Pedantichrist May 18, 2007
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The Law of Intersectionality

The Law of Intersectionality

(noun, abs)

When a company - based either primarily online or on the high street - begins to employ more and more measures to attempt to curb the invisible and intangible misogyny of the 'Patriarchy', a set number of months are affixed to its lifespan and marketability before financial collapse happens.

Addendum, the further a company pushes for the Intersectionality in itself the quicker it destroys itself.
Guy one: Netflix is planning on instituting a "only look at someone five seconds" rule
Guy two: Whoa, guess Netflix is just speeding up its use of the Law of Intersectionality.
by The Ardent Man June 16, 2018
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Wheatley's law

"Don't be a dick." Can be used to quickly tell the rules of a(n online) community.
1: What are your rules?
2: Wheatley's law.
by hyperak April 19, 2018
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AWF's law

there are no such things as jokes. if you tell a joke about something you actually do or want to do it
telling a rape joke can only mean you want to actually commit rape yourself. AWF's Law.
by sexwithdolphins November 05, 2021
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