zombie's kiss

Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.

A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.

This is a zombie's kiss.

"I got myself a nasty zombie's kiss this morning."

by Elijah Bone January 23, 2008

lung kiss

when your making out and you exhale or inhale your partner's air supply causing them to gasp for breath. this usually results in the partner panicing

when i was making out with my girlfriend, i lung kissed her by sucking in her air and making her panic

by theredsandrevolt February 1, 2010

butthole kisses

The action of licking the asshole.

Sounds like "balololololol"

That guy gave me butthole kisses last night.

by Jrose January 10, 2014

angel kiss

When you have a dimple on your cheek. It is said that an angel kissed your cheek when you were born giving you a dimple or dimples.

An angle must of kissed you when you were born.

by runt October 25, 2004

dolphin kiss

The act of pulling down one's pants, to the bare ass, and sitting or preferably jump sitting on someone elses nose. This is most successful when your butt hole lands directly on the victem's nose.

While he sat down I dolphin kissed him.

She has a brown nose because I dolphin kissed her

by Joker5997 March 18, 2008

Kiss and Tell

The title of Disney channel star and teeny bopper sensation Selena Gomez's debut album. The vocals to each song sound as if someone different is singing for each one, and when Gomez performed live for the first time on the show "Dancing With the Stars," it was made quite obvious that the little singing she did for the album was edited and synched to an average singer's level.
However, she has many fans who love her, and Selena managed to sell 66,000 copies of the album in one week. The end.

Ashlyn: Ew, Selena Gomez can NOT sing.
Brian: She's hot, but she makes my ears bleed.
Little girl: No! Selena is nice and pretty and looks like Alex from Wizards of Waverly Place, so she can do magic! And she's so cool! Mommy bought me 'Kiss and Tell' and she sang really good!

by Fryen Pan November 25, 2009

kiss the cups

Verb
To touch the rims of the Solo cups in beer pong so that there is no gap between them.

team a: hey man can you kiss the cups?
team b: yeah dude

by I <3 Pong December 27, 2007