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Knucklesmudge 

Knuck-le nuhk-uh’l smudge smuhj noun, verb, -ling

A smudge of poo, crap, or shit created under the extreme conditions of wiping one’s ass while sitting on the crapper, and knowing or unknowingly smashing the cling-on against the seat and the back of the hand.

The result of missing ones ass with toilet paper, during the act of wiping.
The child was not properly trained to use the toilet, hence craped all over the toilet seat. The little Knucklesmudgling will follow in its parent’s footsteps.

The patron entered the public restroom and observed a brownish/black streak left on the toilet seat by the previous occupant, aka "Knucklesmudge".

The bulk of the human species that lives on planet earth that has no common sense otherwise known as a "Knucklesmudge".
Knucklesmudge by King Knuckle February 24, 2012
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bite your knuckles 

When you see an attractive girl, out of sheer frustration all you can do is bite down on your knuckles.
Mate that bird is bite your knuckles

white knuckling 

When you're taking a situation as it comes and flying by the seat of your pants. Often attributed to anxiety, and feelings either good or bad. A reference to clinging fiercely to something, such as a rope, to the point where ones knuckles would turn white from forcing blood from the capillaries.
Jesus, I'm sweating, I was white knuckling my way through that interview. Those guys are scary.
white knuckling by Markus J October 14, 2008
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Cum Knuckles

When masturbating or getting a hand jobthe cum shoots out and falls back down onto the persons knuckles.
I asked Mary if she wanted some cum knuckles since she was on the rag.
Cum Knuckles by wario December 16, 2008

bumping knuckles 

Fist fighting. Professional, Amateur or Street.
When two dudes get to jawing in the Club, then go outside...'bout to be some "bumping knuckles!"

Sonic 3 & Knuckles 

the only (and still) cartridge game that was linked up to 2 games making one bigger game! lol
hmmmm what sould i lock on to sonic & Knukles....

Ah Sonic 3!
Sonic 3 & Knuckles by HuSsKyMo June 26, 2005

Knucklewagon

A car usually driven by a senior citizen. From behind all you can see is the top of their head and their knuckles on the steering wheel. This vehicle is usually driving very slow and sometimes looks like no one is behind the wheel.
Dude, I'm gonna be late for work because I can't get around this knucklewagon.
Knucklewagon by Scott D. August 22, 2007