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mike the jew

this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!
Mike the jew is always counting numbers
by guy in a tree January 18, 2012
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soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.
why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew
by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018
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Jew-off

a mispronunciation of the name Joshua
"Hey, did you see that guy over there? I think his name was Jew-off"
by Pikapika200 December 2, 2021
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Homeless Jew

A grown man still living in his parents house.
This one girl I was dating asked me what I meant by Homeless Jew, so I told her. A Homeless Jew is a grown man still living at his parents house. Xavier is a Homeless Jew.
by Chang Qou May 28, 2018
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Jenna Jew

A Jenna Jew is a girl when you can’t tell if she is joking or mad. She often reads books and curses a lot. She can give good advice but is very opinionated. She will always be there for you even when she is mad at you.
A)Jenna Jew has a new book.
B) I wonder if she is going to yell about it later..
A) Wouldn’t be suprised.
by BunnyJoe October 22, 2017
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Harvard Jew

A long time ago for as long as man can remember, there was a small group of private Universities (Yale, Harvard, Princeton, etc.) attended by arrogant sons and daughters of aristocrats and socialites. Due to their influential background and their white skin tone, they eventually graduated and naturally became leaders, CEOs, and CFOs of the world’s largest public corporations. They wanted a way to make money without exerting much effort so they decided to make public announcements of how their companies would do business together to generate X amount of revenue. This news led many investors, educated and uneducated, into foolishly buying shares of these companies. As the price of the shares rose, these so-called leaders became filthy rich. They would indulge in the finest caviar and French wines, wear designer suits and drive the fastest cars from Italy, and of course, have access to the most physically attractive women the world has to offer. Eventually their scam would come to an end so they had to sell their ownership of these company shares and announce to the public that the deals went sour. These scams repeat over and over throughout the history of man. This, my friend, is how the world works. If you are born the right color, and at the right time, you can have it all.
Joe: Life is so unfair. I just got canned dude.

Jack: Yup life sucks. If there's such thing as reincarnation, I'd want to be reborn a Harvard Jew.

Joe: Me too!
by Gagamel August 11, 2010
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jew off

a derogatory cry,not unsimilar to 'wank off' or 'fuck off'
your only going to give me €20 your this signed Barry Manilow LP? Jew off!
by alkalinesam December 8, 2006
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