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Jess sm

Jess is an amazing girl which you can trust , she saves our lives and everyone loves her.
you can use it as "cagla loves jess sm" or something like that
by ilikejessiedcutg November 3, 2020
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Jess

A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.

After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."

"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."

"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
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Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.
by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021
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Jess

Jess is an excitable yet sexy lady who is intelligent and caring. She is an angel who needs a stable home.
by jacob skilling June 7, 2021
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Jesse

Talks too much still hiding is the closet needs a few history lessons loves fitting so much that he does stupid shit and follows dumsdums oh be careful he's to stupid to know when he says racist bigomyist comments
A: "Jesse can talk to hours"
B: " yeah talks himself into trouble. He should learn when to shut his mouth"
by Amkrasibaicth July 22, 2022
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Jesse

Jesse is the guy you want to handle you. 😮 💨
by Bananacreampi2 April 23, 2023
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jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.
"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"
by indeluble77 November 24, 2016
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