stirred not jacked off

To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.

Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!

by Sambista March 25, 2009

mic jacker

a fool that like to be seen and heard,pushy foul mouth fool that have nothing to say,blow hard,waste of hot air

gimmy that damn mickidy

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

cracker-jacker

one who has sex with dumbass white boy and don't remember afterword

Nick is such a cracker-jacker
-I hate his dumbass self!

by Nickhater January 17, 2005

jacktastic

used to describe an action or event that is so insane in a good way that makes you want to just whip it out and whack in a frantic fury

refer to cumtastic

Did you see those hot chicks makin out?! That was definitely jacktastic!

I love Ash's chesticles! Them thangs def be jacktastic.

by Sánchez February 20, 2005

Slipper Jacked

The deliberate or un-intentional act of sliding your foot in to someone's shoe/slipper under a table, it usually happens around breakfast time.

Did you hear?. John was so hungover that he was halfway down the street before he realized he had inadvertently Slipper Jacked his wife at breakfast.

by Baba shababalof July 30, 2011

jacked up

A racialy motivated search.

Me an De'Bo wuz out ride'n and got jacked up 'cause they wuz look'n fo 2 nigga's on a 10-11.

by jdm October 30, 2003

Jacktard

1. A rough uncomfortable and unpleasant handjob.
2. A jackass and a retard.

That girl had no idea what she was doing. She gave me a total jacktard at the drive-in.

by 34kevianity August 25, 2010