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internet blushing

this is when your propositioned with a tricky situation/scenario whilst online.
person1: dude she totally asked me out last night, i started internet blushing

person2: sick!
by AdamTomRichLuke December 17, 2011
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Internet Explorer

The Internet browsing equivalent of a dried-up phallus rotting at the bottom of a well full of century-old semen and piss.
Internet User 1: "Do you use Internet Explorer?"
Internet user 2: "Do I look like a bag of used tampons to you?"
Internet User 1: "Uh.. no...?"
Internet User 2: "There's you're answer. Now get back on your knees, I still have 20 more minutes."
by N00berson McGee June 12, 2013
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Internet Clince

Someone who Tries to creep someone else out using phrases such as "The hills never sleep" Etc.
Joey: The clowns never smile
Ben: ???
Joey: The butcher never blinks
Ben: You're an Internet Clince!
by 00jace no.2 November 2, 2013
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Internet Explorer 11

The latest version of Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser. It was actually pretty decent when it first released, but is now unusable due to Microsoft dropping support for it.

If you still use IE11, stop. Download a modern browser like Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox, or Microsoft Edge.
by thechadman412 November 18, 2020
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Internet Gangster

An True Internet Gangster is one who strives to make the most out of their time they spend online to exploit niche markets, discover new niche markets, run auto blogs, make ebay and amazon their bitch and turn it into real cash money.

Not to be confused with the idiots who act tough online.
That dude been making like 4 to 5k a month online, hes a real internet gangster.
by iwastopratedthenbanned March 27, 2011
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Internet

The best thing made since electricity...

The Internet is like a second Earth where people are better than in RL
by Finalword May 1, 2007
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The Internet Civil War

The Internet Civil War started with Zoe Quinn when she released Depression Quest on Steam August 11 2014. A few days later shots where fired by her ex boyfriend by reviling that she was receiving positive coverage from a journalist with whom she was in a relationship. That when Quinn declared war on her ex. The group called GamerGate gave help to the ex to stop Quinn forcing her ideology that when The Left went to war with them.
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall
9GAGER : Oh my GOD, THOSE FEMINAZIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CENSOR US , BRO!
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR
by The Letter X January 2, 2017
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