1:Whiny bitch on a message board who changes her arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite.
2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.
2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.
Internet Douchbaguette
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*
2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*
2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com
by Teflon55 May 19, 2009
You : *he slowly raises his hand* Ma'am, may I have more time?
Ma'am : -gives him the bird- nope
You: You fucking suck at Internet Roleplaying
Ma'am: at least I ain't a weaboo
Ma'am : -gives him the bird- nope
You: You fucking suck at Internet Roleplaying
Ma'am: at least I ain't a weaboo
by REDDerps Ashy May 15, 2015
I got called fat today at school, i'll think i will go and play counterstrike and call a someone else fat.
by t0m3x May 20, 2004
The act of making a response for no other reason than to gain attention. It is commonly displayed by insecure, or narcissistic people. Even if the remark is rude, or starts an argument, the person trolling gains the social interaction that they wanted. This is displayed more in women than men.
Suzi: MY LIFE SUCKS
Jack: awww what's wrong?
Suzi: blah blah blah drama drama drama
Jack: It's alright! <3
Suzi: <3
Suzi was not upset, only wanted people to acknowledge her. She is Internet Trolling.
Joe: People can be such assholes!
Paula: Is it me?
Joe: No <3
In this case Paula is internet trolling. She had no reason to think it was her, she just wanted Joe to acknowledge her.
Jack: awww what's wrong?
Suzi: blah blah blah drama drama drama
Jack: It's alright! <3
Suzi: <3
Suzi was not upset, only wanted people to acknowledge her. She is Internet Trolling.
Joe: People can be such assholes!
Paula: Is it me?
Joe: No <3
In this case Paula is internet trolling. She had no reason to think it was her, she just wanted Joe to acknowledge her.
by Professor Plumb August 07, 2011
A slighty above average attractive woman, very insecure who creates a Facebook, Myspace or anything date site related just to stick her nose up high and sluff everyone eg, chats, messages and inbox's to make herself feel all hot and sexy. She usually has about 100 very revealing pictures some of which have some sort of alcohol beverage in it or a meathead ex in it.
(some sort of site)
(Internet Princess)
Hi my name is Cassandra I am NOT single and NOT looking. I am just here to meet friends.
(John) So wtf this bitch doing on here then????
(Darryl) ohhh dude she's an internet princess here I will tell you what she is really saying...
Real translation. (Internet Princess)
Hi my name is Cassandra I am single and very desperate for attention and need men to talk to me to feel important. I will only message you back if you have a very nice truck or money.
(Internet Princess)
Hi my name is Cassandra I am NOT single and NOT looking. I am just here to meet friends.
(John) So wtf this bitch doing on here then????
(Darryl) ohhh dude she's an internet princess here I will tell you what she is really saying...
Real translation. (Internet Princess)
Hi my name is Cassandra I am single and very desperate for attention and need men to talk to me to feel important. I will only message you back if you have a very nice truck or money.
by JiggyTheGreat February 14, 2012
A condition in which people with myspace, facebook, etc. put random, irrelevant things in his/her status. Often using ALL CAPS and containing two or more exclaimation points.
"MY CHURRO CAN TURN INTO A PINK FROSTED DONUT!!!"
Person1: "What's your favorite band?"
Person2: "OMGWTFBBQTOTALLYCOOL ME TOO!!!!!"
Person1; "Dude, you have Internet Tourettes, they have pills for that now."
Person1: "What's your favorite band?"
Person2: "OMGWTFBBQTOTALLYCOOL ME TOO!!!!!"
Person1; "Dude, you have Internet Tourettes, they have pills for that now."
by GuiltySpark June 08, 2009
A person whose the sole inventor of the internet.And also the person responsible for the global warming shit
man#1-Hey I just found out that AL GORE invented the Internet.
Man#2-Not only is he the Internet Inventor .I hear he is the man responsible for global warming !
Man#2-Not only is he the Internet Inventor .I hear he is the man responsible for global warming !
by troubledemon February 07, 2010