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Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
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by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024
Get the Couch Humper mug.The act of engaging in male-to-male sexual activity inside a car while using a condom is referred to as "Haitian Humpback." In many places, this action is only considered a true "Haitian Humpback" if it occurs in a car with non-tinted windows. However, this context may vary in the South Side of Chicago.
Person 1: "Hey, dude, did you hear that Titus and Nathan Lloyd did a Haitian Humpback down Main St.?"
Person 2: "No way! I always kinda knew Titus was gay but Nathan too!"
Person 2: "No way! I always kinda knew Titus was gay but Nathan too!"
by Jimmy Tuesday December 25, 2024
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Get the Stuffy humper mug.A daring sex maneuver performed during missionary position where the top partner reaches around between their legs and inserts a finger (affectionately known as “the stinger”) into the bottom partner’s anus for an unexpected buzz of pleasure. Originating from playful bedroom experiments, it’s said to mimic the erratic flight of a hornet while delivering a sharp, thrilling surprise.
“Dude, last night I pulled off the Lithuanian Hump Hornet on my girl, and she went from zero to orbit in seconds!”
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