crankin my hog

When you rev ur strait piped screamin hog down the innerstate makin librols angry.

Ive gone 3 days without crankin my hog and im itchin

by ElvizP February 2, 2025

Hog Log

Pig dick

"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"

by 83CoupeDeVille December 6, 2019

Hog Hopping

Assisting the police when not asked. Usually always in a way that satisfies as urge to commit violence.

We went hog hopping last night and helped the cops beat down a juggalo with his own 2 liter of Faygo.

by THELonni September 2, 2022

Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 3, 2022

ham hog eating wilda beast

Some one who comes on to you but is absolutely not for you ... usually lacks hygiene and or teeth and social skills.

Here come the ham hog eating wilda beast !

Run Dave run !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022

Sack Hog

When one person breaks away from the circle in a game of Hacky Sack in order to show off.

Man, Brent's such a sack hog he's had for 6 minutes straight

by MetalZombie January 4, 2008

Sewer hog

Someone who loves anal intercourse but refuses to douche.

I met the biggest sewer hog last night and now I have a UTI.

by s.hog69 June 17, 2022