gas hammer 

an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.

"I really wish he would admit it to himself - Nigel is such a serious gas hammer!"

gas hammer by frankly side-smear June 15, 2016

Fudge Hammer 

A brown 61-67 Ford E100 Econoline truck.

"Looks like you drove the Fudge Hammer today."
"Yeah, it was a rough ride."

Fudge Hammer by vintagegamingsystems August 1, 2016

blow hammer 

A person who is not intelligent.

That Robert is a damn Blow Hammer.

blow hammer by RickBeach5 June 23, 2017

Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

Sledge Hammer Surprise by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017

Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.

He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.

Velvet Hammer by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017

Velvet Hammer

Velvet Hammer

Something you use on your gay lover to give him pleasure.

Scott I really like it when you give me your velvet hammer

Velvet Hammer by Rfrozy September 2, 2017

houston hammer 

when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.

damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.

houston hammer by Sir. Faggot September 15, 2017