Silky Goose 

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

Silky Goose by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024

silly goose 

when you are being an annalise

you silly goose (annalise)

silly goose by awgag June 1, 2024

Golden Goose Egg 

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

Golden Goose Egg by word guy [[[[ December 5, 2024

Tight Goose 

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.

"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"

Tight Goose by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

America Goose 

Alternate name for Canada goose, a species of goose that is best known for its black-brown-white coloring and its tendency to attack people at random. The term is sometimes used by supporters of Donald Trump and the MAGA Movement to encourage the integration of Canada, or anything related to Canada, into the United States.

Person A: Someone help me! This America goose keeps following me!
Person B: Are you sure? That is in fact a Canada goose.

America Goose by AlabamaSword January 10, 2025

Slam goose 

To give crazy oral sex

Jake: How’d it go last night bro?
Chad: She was so good bro; she could slam goose all night long

Slam goose by Gooseslammer January 25, 2025

Slam goose 

To give crazy oral sex on a dick

Jake: Bro how was Stacy last night?
Chad: She was so good bro, she could slam goose all night

Slam goose by Gooseslammer January 25, 2025