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Woke-free

A woke-free person does not consent to involve themselves with indoctrinating woke ideologies. Woke-free people are respecting towards others, intelligent, have common sense and align to traditional Conservative viewpoints. They actively abandon the brands that try to go woke to find brands that go woke-free. Woke-free people also become the entrepreneurs, leaders and believe in the free market to do business with others to create common-sense products and services.
That legend is woke-free.
by Wokefree November 5, 2023
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freeing the priests

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."
by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010
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Balls Free

That moment when your kids leave for the weekend and you take off your drawers so can be naked. A euphoric feeling as though you have been standing up your whole life and you finally sat down.
"It's so liberating to be balls free"
"So there I was... Balls free"
" It has been a long week, kids are off to grannys and I can be balls free!!"
"My girlfriend walked in and I was naked on the couch. To which my reply was, what? Im balls free"
by Slutnboots May 27, 2019
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free-bunjee

one of many suicide sports, free-bunjee is a sport not limited to those of an athletic nature, anybody can partake in the activity of free-bunjee, it requires very little skill and is growing in popularity worldwide.
by southwalessniper December 5, 2009
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free running

Running whilst in one's birthday suit. If a man, the shlong and scrotum swing freely in an agreeable and satisfying way.
The old man enjoyed free running across the country.
by greyshark7 March 14, 2007
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free agent

Bisexual. Someone who sleeps with either sex. Especially someone who choses depending on which is more attractive, or is the better deal, on a given night.
Mike: Hey, it looks like Eddie is hitting on that gut...is he gay or what?

Frank: Na, but there are no good looking women here tonight, he's just looking for the best deal. Eddie's a free agent.
by LoneCrane November 4, 2007
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Free Chillin

anytime when the only notable thing you're doing is breathing, and maybe existing.
Lisa, all I got accomplished today was free chillin.
by Dat Black Guy October 25, 2010
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