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femlae

when you're too retarded to spell female
Text from Emily: I am a Femlae
Reply from Chris: Lmao retard can't even spell female
by Faste Cobalt March 11, 2017
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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

The clean version of "Fuck Bitches, Get money".

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. Life is simple. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"
by 05ProStock June 11, 2009
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Femaletardness

The handicap many women suffer from due to their role in Society. As women have been expected to be more 'emotional' creatures and talk alot, they have developed more advanced emotional and social skills.

However, this to the level of sometimes making Everything more complicated than it really is.
- She: So Iv'e been thinking... it would be nice to spend more time together... well not ALL the time because that might cause us to get tired of each other, but you know more... Like then we could prioritize other things too if we would want... I mean of course!... Not that I mean that we should make each other LESS important!... And I'd like to eat breakfast with you more often, not like a GRAND breakfast like EVERY day, but just eat together... maybe... If we're not in a hurry somewhere..!! I'm not saying we should get Too comfortable just because we are spending more time but it could be a good thing... I underdstand there is some mixed feelings in this all, but if I think of it, I'd might like that... what do you think?....

- He: ....? Think about?

- She: Ok FINE, you don't feel like I do.... Fuck you, we're DONE!

- He: What?!

- Friend: Dude... what's wrong with you? She just said that she wanted to move in with you and you said you didn't!!!

- He: WHAT part of ALL That said so?

- Friend: That WHOLE thing said so!!.... it's called femaletardness, she didn't mean to confuse you! Jeez, READ. BETWEEN. THE. LINES, SON!!!
by Twocolorsocks November 9, 2011
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fecaled johnson

When a man has fecal matter on his penis. It can be his own waste or anothers.
D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.
by Marty/huck July 3, 2017
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femalicular

the state of being a chick
Bob: You are femalicular.
Angela: What?
Bob: You're a chick.
by Kris S. April 12, 2007
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femmale

the proper name for a male who acts like a female. Pronounced like fem-male. Combo of feminine and male.
Omg! Rian is such a femmale!
by V2MoFro April 28, 2010
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single white femaled

When someone you trusted, believed was a confidante and shared things with, steals your ideas, connections and concepts for their own benefit. They begin to gain higher status than you and you see your ideas being prmoted by this person and they receive the kudos instead of you.
I realised I was being single white femaled by this guy at work when I saw the boss implementing my idea that I had shared with my colleague. It appeared as though he was stepping into my role and pushing me aside. I was the one eventually made redundant as he took over more and more of my job.
by lexis79 August 1, 2017
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