resting douche face

similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher

Naw dude Aidan's chill, he just has a resting douche face.

by 2B41 February 28, 2014

douche

A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!

Mark don't be a douche all the time!!

by M. Milark March 3, 2007

douche-tit

A term, devired from the words douche or douchebag and tit, that is employed, wether in jest or complete and utter seriousness, to refer to a person of lower intelligence or general stupidity and/or someone who invokes such a name upon themselves by their offensively idiotic behavior and acts of douchebaggery. When mentioned, this person generally brings to mind the personifications of a boob and/or douchebag.

John: My Roommate got really drunk last night and puked all over my bed and then took a crap on my physics book!
Dan: What a douche-tit!

by dbindschedler June 11, 2006

Douche bag

1.a pompous fucktard who fronts an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

2.a device used to clean your cooch

3.one who wears a polo shirt of any color(especially with the collar popped up)

4.k-fed

5.jennifer Grandholm(governor of Michigan)

david lee roth is such a boring douche bag. someone should sodomize him til he realizes he is a fudge reaming gooback.

by bastardly fucktard March 22, 2008

Douche Fag

The combination of the terms 'douche bag' and 'fag,' but replacing the 'bag' part of 'douche bag' with 'fag.'

'Hey Douche Fag, YOU SUCK!'

by Almost 6 Ninjas May 29, 2009

Douche Wear

A guy between the ages of 13-25 who wear designer brands such as Ed Hardy, Free City, Lacoste, Dolce and Gabana, etc. to show off their money to get girls. As a result of this, they act like a complete douche.

Douche: Hey Cindy, look at my new Ed Hardy hat, my Free City Sweater and my new Lacoste shoes. I'm worth about $1000 right now.

Cindy: That sweater looks so hot on you.

Douche: Bro, i'm so banging Cindy tonight. She likes my Free City. I'm the coolest bro around. I'm so pimpin'. All the girls want to hook up with me tonight.

Bro: You're such a douche when you wear your Douche Wear

by prettyxinxpink889 August 27, 2009

fat douche

A retarded piece of shit. Someone who is a lazy fat fuck and is stupid beyond belief.

Harnage & Medford
That fat douche cant even fuckin breathe right...

by shannon & josh April 3, 2008