Dansexual

A sexuality which one is only attracted to Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

Emma: hey! I found this great guy called mark you should meet up with him
Anna: sorry Emma I'm dansexual
Emma:....
Anna:*walks away with Dan Howell posters*

by Hkbxsjbxsuhbdwuwcj December 17, 2016

dahsee

seeing things as they truly are

I can dahsee those kids over there. They're up to no good

by An empty void January 24, 2017

Datecation

The event of going a girl date that's longer than one day. Like a vacation... but a lady date. No boys allowed

Let's take a datecation to Italy. I need a week away from fuckboys

by Nickyknob February 25, 2017

Dase

A man (typically) w8th a huge penis shocking a audiences by pulling down his pants and jacking of until he sprays the front row with cum

On yesterday's concert Jimmy pulled a dase.

by Qwerjfshsh March 29, 2017

dastes

New word of the Real Academia Espagnola. It means to give something, like a ducking punch.

You dastes me money.

by irwinsqueen May 31, 2017

date crasher

When a date is ruined or becomes less romantic due to a third person such as a uninvited friend or family member.

Merry's date was ruined when she found her dad being a date crasher.

by It's not the dictionary but... July 20, 2017

Datedrop

When someone comments on a YouTube video to ask whether anyone else is watching it in the same month of the same year, sometimes under the illusion that other viewers give a shit, sometimes as deliberate spam

Hypothetical twelve year old: August 2017 anyone ?
Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions
Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop

by FuzzyDanglers August 21, 2017