Dan

Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road

Dan is always and asshole to the kid who takes his shit

by Juul life May 19, 2018

Dan

Kinda shy but has a good group of friends. he believes in the drama, which caused him to become congested and confused with his inner thoughts. He believed what he wanted. I missed the old Dan. He took a heart with him.

Mel : I wish for the old dan to return.

Mike : I think he is gone. A new Dan has taken his place.

by Owell1 November 4, 2018

dabbin dan

A Dan whomst dabs.

lol dabbin dan

by xdxdx12312312323123123 August 14, 2017

Dan Vs

A great television show that was on The Hub (now known as discovery family) but it was cancelled on March 9th 2013.

The show is great because it's very funny and has a lot of jokes, also it's really relatable. You can watch it for free on YouTube and Tubi now.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of Dan Vs?

Person 2: Yeah! I have, my favorite character is Chris, what about you?

Person 1: My favorite character is Dan!

by okfinenoob November 12, 2023

Dan

The world's greatest and fantastic COCK SUCKER. All it takes is one glance and you will be drawn in to him like mind control then he will presume to vigorously suck your cock so hard that you liver and kidneys will be sucked straight into his stomach. If you're female it doesn't matter, he will split your legs and you will sprout a cock from which the hole your vagina once was. There is no safety...

Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL

by Dick Sucker, Ball Chewer November 18, 2021

Dan

large cock and balls

dan's penis is a fair bit larger than junryu's

by wallsgg December 3, 2020

Aussie Dan

A person who enjoys making kangaroo balls into a coin purse, also known as a Kangaroo scrotum coin pouch.

Hey mate, I need to find an Aussie Dan to buy my sister a gift.

by Land down under mate April 22, 2022