Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.

I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.

by Tooftreef September 17, 2023

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A Hamza

A hamza is a piece of crap

by anonymous August 1, 2022

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No crap

1). An incorrect but rather absurd way of saying “no cap”.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.

Random Zoomer guy: “fr fr this shit straight bussin’ no crap” *plays cringe mumble rap track they heard off TikTok*

Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”

Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”

by Perhaps? August 19, 2022

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A childish slang meaning poop

You: CRAP I LOST
Mom: don’t say that
You: ITS NOT A SWEAR GEEZ MOM

by Tordindamix October 27, 2022

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I believe it to be a tire engulfed in flames on the side of the road.

*Me and mother driving along road.*

*Mother looks out window*

Mother: Holy crap!

*I look out window to see a burning tire on the side of the road.*

by Big jimmyz October 31, 2022

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