Chicago

When used as a verb - To ignore or downplay an issue because the city of Chicago has a serious gang problem. Past tense: Chicago'd/Chicagoed

Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me lift this boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.

Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd

by da MAK January 27, 2024

Chicago Drive

When you take a dog into the mountains or a neighboring town and let them out and drive away

When i was a kid my dad took my dog on the Chicago Drive.

by Miklyn February 7, 2024

Chicago Mayor

There it is! THERE it is! He says it out loud!

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

chicagle

When you’re from a large town that does not have a lot of public toilets, you have to hold it, so you need to flex your cable muscles

It’s going to be a Chicagle kind of a day so I can hold in my urine for my whole shift

by Supermansuey February 9, 2024

chicagle

When you’re from a large town that does not have a lot of public toilets, you have to hold it, so you need to flex your cable muscles

It’s going to be a Chicagle kind of a day so I can hold in my urine for my whole shift

by Supermansuey February 9, 2024

chica chuna

an autistic tard with no respect for women and is a furry and like guys

Austin Lund is a chica chuna

by theMAINcLaPpA November 9, 2023

Chicago Steering Wheel

A steering wheel that has been used in an aggressive manner to honk at other drivers so often that it has begun to cave in or crack, mostly found in vehicles driven in large cities with dense traffic like Chicago, IL.

Kevin's car has a Chicago Steering Wheel, he should really learn how to drive less aggressively.

by User46724 February 15, 2024