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Uppity Cracker

1. A white person who talks way too much.
2. A record label created by Mindless Self Indulgence in 1999 when they couldn't get signed to a record label.
1. That white piece of shit was such a uppity cracker! Bitch couldn't keep his ass shut.
2. Dude, MSI is on a record label known as uppity crack since typical record labels are full of shit these days.
by emo_bitchy_lord January 27, 2023
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Russian Party Cracker's

Russian party cracker's, or RPC, is a game usually played at celibratory events.
To play Russian party cracker's, you need to get 2 standard issue confetti style poppers.
Tie the 2 trigger strings together, then challenge your friend or colleague to a game of Russian party cracker's.

Each contestant is to take the barrel of their popper and aim it at their face. Then on the count of three you pull your barrel or end, as you would with a traditional christmas cracker, and the victor is declared to be the one who's face is not covered in confetti.

Other variants include Spicy Russian party cracker's, in order to play this variant you need to load the barrel containg the confetti with hot sauce.
Ahhhhh daaaaammmnnn, I got done in the eye again whilst playing Russian party cracker's.
by JAMBALLZ September 21, 2011
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Insta-Graham Cracker

1. A white guy who uses Instagram constantly.

2. A graham cracker iced to look like the Instagram logo.
Girl: Do you see Ryan? He's so hot, but he's such an Insta-Graham Cracker!
Guy: More like Insta-Whore. He just does it to score with Jessica.
by MyUsernameIsAlreadyInUse November 25, 2014
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cracker trap

1. an event or item that catches the attention of caucasians, usually resulting in those said people being ripped off by shady sellers

2. To lure white people into paying for something not worth what they are spending
1. "Dude, the white lady at that flea market bought five pairs of Gucci knock-offs!"
"Yeah, that place is such a cracker trap."

2. "Man, these asians really know how to give a good deal on these tours of the lake."
"Man, that's their fish-pond. You got cracker-trapped!"
by Raech December 28, 2007
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cracker

light skinned people from Europe origin known for strait hair,skinny lips,smalls dicks and for the females small butts
1.mitt Romney

2.that limp dick peck of wood thinks im scared.but little does he know,i'd slap the shit outta a cracker
3. this cracker bitch look like she could iron clothes on her ass
by some1 who readthedef fornigger October 13, 2012
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Nabisco Cracker

A phrase that, in certain rings, is substituted for Son of a Bitch.
"Ryan is such a Nabisco Cracker"
or
"What stupid nabisco crackers."
or just
"Nabisco Cracker"
by Zorak Brak December 2, 2003
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