California

State situated on the pacific coast of the United States. Home to the Los Angeles Dodgers - sorry guys, you made a BIG mistake movin' from Brooklyn. Home of the substandard human being, namely Crips and Bloods. Also home to many more illiterate airheads - example: Gray Davis, Governor.

In the 60's and 70's, California was the place to be. Nowadays, California wants to vote in health care for illegal aliens. I got a better idea! Let all the surrounding states put good use to those criminals doing nothing in their jail cells and have them pick-ax the state clean off of the mainland. Seems like many Californians agree, since they're all moving to ARIZONA!

by ARIZONANS_HOPING_FOR_THE_BIG_ONE October 15, 2003

California

If current trends continue, this area of the South-Western US will become north Mexico by 2027.

(On phone)
Man 1: Are you back from your visit to California?

Man 2:Yeah... I visited some of my extended family.

Man 1:Are they crazy? Didn't they hear the news???

Man 2:What are you talking about?

Man 1:MEXICANS ARE INVADING CALIFORNIA!!!

by GewchiPimp March 12, 2011

California State University, Chico

A cool-ish school in Northern California with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quantity and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic shitty faculty. Your grades don't reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. You won't learn anything. Waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey's clue what they're doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. Parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. Enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. Plus side? Nice bars in town, and the Sierra Nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. And keep it hillbilly. :)

Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.

by TheRealTonyJaa November 12, 2011

california

the worst freakin place in the world!
filled with extremely fake,self absorbed,dumbass bitches who think they are the shit when in reality they are just stupid fakes who need to get over themselves.they all think they are so cool by saying hella and using like after every other word..def not cool, just extremely stupid.seriously get out of your little bubble and realize that california is not the only place in the world..there are much better places than cali freakin fornia.East Coast all the way!

(dumb californian girl 1)Like omg lets go shopping for some new juicy couture jackets and bags!
(dumb californian girl 2)Okayy!that sounds hella fun!
(dumb californian girl 1)wait hold on!!!
(dumb californian girl 2)why?
(dumb californian girl 1)I just broke my nail and some of my tan is coming off on my clothes!
(dumb californian girl 2)Oh i like hate when that happens!ok we will like just do hella shopping tomorrow then!duhh!

by eastcoastchick July 1, 2010

California Curbstomp

Forcing someone you just recently curbstomped into performing oral sex on you (but since the person is either dead or unconcious, its more of a face fuck than oral sex)

Guy: You like it rough do ya?
Girl: Ya, i do you big sexy man you.
Guy: Alright then, bite the curb.
Girl: (with mouth on curb) Why?
Guy: (curbstomping girl) Cause youre gettin California Curbstomped.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

california

A place where the women are beautiful, the men know whats what, and the best marijuana in the world is harvested.

Damn grab some of the sensemilla and lets fuck some bitches from California

by t-tron April 7, 2008

Capitol

The building in which the United States Congress meets, as well as where the President is inaugurated. This building represents democracy and civility. Also on January 6th, 2021, a violent mob of Trump supporters broke into the capitol in an attempt to stop the counting of the Electoral College votes that would confirm Joe Biden as President.

Chester: Did you hear about what happened at the capitol building yesterday?
Herbert: Yeah! Didn't angry Trumpies break in and vandalize the building?
Chester: yes

by choderman January 7, 2021