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horny man child

Used when a guy is talking about nailing some chick and you want to say that they're a man whore but still be nice about it.
Guy: aw seriously man she is an angel in the daylight but a devil in bed
Girl: you horny man child! *winks and giggles*
by Barrel_ racer 202 February 14, 2015
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Ur child pedophile

The worst counterpart to any "ur mom gay" situation, this cannot be reversed, no argument to counter this, not even the strongest. This makes every relative of yours hella gay or lgbt, as well as retarded. Not even the most undefeatable "no u"s can make a shield against it , even if your mom said "no homo" that just removed ur mom from this. The fabric of the universe tears apart and an anarchic apocalypse breaks out if these 3 words are said.
Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: ur child pedophile

Guy 1: no u
*fabric of universe tears apart*
Guy 2: Nothing can stop those 3 words, you're dead.
by Redres26 May 17, 2018
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Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a man child. They are really useless, boring, stupid, unhelpful, annoying, and literally the dumbest person you will ever meet. I can use three words to describe them: Petty, Man, and Child. Here are some things he will do: Blocks their crushes and leaves them on delivered. Will call a 7-year-old a h*e because he is mad at you. Will call you a b***h. Ignores you 24/7. Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he is the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors of you.
Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.
by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021
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2 mins child

Either a child cooked for 2 minutes (a meal) or a user 2 min’s child.
“@2 min’s child darling I have done it

“I’ll take a 2 mins child”
by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021
mugGet the 2 mins childmug.

Only Child Syndrome

This is a sad disease that only affects only children with the rare case of divorce kids and siblings with a big age gap. This disease spreads in multiple different forms. Symptoms include being bratty, self centered, clingy, always searching for gratification, or being a total asshole. A poor child with this disease will only be effected by a few of these symptoms, never all of them.
Why is Jessica always so clingy? Yesterday I had to drag her while she clung onto my foot. She has major Only Child Syndrome.
by bri.l March 29, 2022
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The Neo Child Initiative

Also known as TNCI, a volunteer-based organization in Nigeria aimed at promoting education, improving access to good health care and mentorship, especially for children in underserved communities.
The Neo Child Initiative attempted a Guiness World Record challenge in 2019 when they taught 5000 handwashing.

If you’d like to volunteer, The Neo Child Initiative is currently recruiting.
by Iresalewa February 3, 2020
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Sweet Corn Child

"when unicorn and cow mate sky god turn purple with joy" -Eaglefoot and Falconbeak 2012
by Sweet Corn Child December 10, 2012
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