snow boner

when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation

After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.

by mcdspanky5 December 7, 2009

Boner cola

A bottle of cola with a Viagra dropped into it

Thaddeus wanted to start his night off right with a boner cola

"Does this cola taste weird?" .. "No you idiot, that's a boner cola"

by jimmy daggggg November 6, 2012

Boner Alert

An warning given to someone who has laid their eyes upon someone attractive

I got a boner alert when I stared into the eyes of kbae

by Noel Knight October 23, 2019

Clam Boner

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010

risky boner

boner at an awkward moment, like when you wake up at your grandparents house after sleeping on the couch. risky boners also happen while participating in sports. sitting in a desk at school an getting up an the teacher asks what do you have in your pocket? risky boners are the bad ones, be careful.

John had a court date, he didnt want a risky boner while he was there.

by RSimer2 December 30, 2010

fight boner

noun; when one is extremely pumped from being near, hearing about, or actually being in a fight. It is characterized by shaking from the build up of adrenaline, and the need to do something reckless. (not an actual boner)

Nick got a massive fight boner when he heard that his room mate got a beer bottle smashed off his face, and a southern comfort bottle off the back of his head, but still beat the shit outta three doods.

by vweeenuh schnitzel November 26, 2010

Mental Boner

Thinking of naughty things you could do to a girl without popping a boner.

Gabe: "Dude look at Amber dance."
John: "Yo! I had a Mental Boner looking at her."

by Candles18 July 9, 2011