Boner Nope

When you have an erection, and see something so horribly displeasing, your boner just, well, nopes.

So I was about to have sex with my wife when on the news, a midget was spanking an old man with a paddle. Straight up boner nope on that one.

by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016

Loot boner

That feeling of ecstasy when nabbing the sweet sweet loot in a game and then bragging about it on comms to all your team mates who are probably pissed at having to cover your ass for delaying them.

Specifically Nav and James.

I got me a Loot boner.
OoooOOOOoooooh! Loot... boner!

by KFC_anon February 8, 2018

boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis

I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey

by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017

Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

Funny Boner

When you hit you Funny Bone so hard you get a Boner

Person 1: yo what's up dawg *hits funny bone*
Person 2: damn dog did you just get a Funny Boner
Person 1: no, What the fuck are you on about *said In very agonizing pain*
Person 3: *opens door* *yells down hallway* it's when you hit your funny bone so hard you get a boner
Person 1: Really?
Person 2 and 3: yea dawg fr fr

by Jack P. Ness October 27, 2019

boner veins

When you’re so buff, you have veins leading down to your dick. This was a term coined by the ex vine star Cody Ko.

Woah, Chad has boner veins now?

by Peoplewithcommonsense August 10, 2021

intellectual boner

1. when you suddenly get a boner while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.

1. One year, when I was filing my taxes, I got an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.

by Awesomeness19 October 2, 2012