Asian teeny bopper

Asian people (usually males in their teens) who try to act cool by doing things such as smoking, dancing, and acting in a very asian gangster way. Some examples are the way they dress and their hair (very noticeable and hair is usually straightened then waxed with the classic gatsby). LAN gaming and dancing ,such as the Melbourne shuffle and c-walking, are also a major part of being an asian teeny bopper. Asian TB's also have to hang out in asian places so they are able to met with other asian tb's and so called "crews".

Guy 1: I was in line at Mcdonlads with this Asian Teeny bopper today, he started c-walking right in front of me.

Guy 2: Yeah, there are so many Asian TB's today, its really annoying.

by ESTFU February 20, 2009

Asian rain massage

Getting peed on by an Asian masseuse

For $5 dollars more, you get the Asian rain massage.

by Shaunasweets August 25, 2018

Bald Asian Man

A super sexy and hot God with Balls the size of bowling balls in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. He is responsible for creating the entire world. Other names for him are the Alabama Slamma and Texas Hunk. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. Bald Asian Man's name originates from his appearance, the Asian in his name comes from him being Caucasian which has Asian in it. Bald Asian Man is the peak form of Masculinity. Bald Asian Man is so strong his bald head reflects bullets and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. Bald Asian Man is a god loving American and you all should be like him except if your a woman because Bald Asian Man is a man hence the Man in his name.

Bald Asian Man is the sexiest cowboy alive.

by Venomous Nutt January 25, 2023

Asian Nose Syndrome

A person’s nose being round, on the flatter side, and usually not pointy as the result of Asian parents/parent.

Just look it up people.

“Yo, Cecilia has some serious Asian Nose Syndrome”

by I shitted actually February 22, 2020

ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM

A = AVERAGE
B = BELT TIME
C = CANT COME HOME
D = DOG HOUSE
F = FIND A NEW FAMILY

MOM: YOU GET THE B. I AM GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS. GET THE A+ OR CHOPSTICK UP ASS AND NO RICE FOR 3 DAYS!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!

by PERSONWITHALLOFTHEA+ January 27, 2020

asian bird flu

Same as yellow fever.

That dude has come down with asian bird flu -- he is interested only in asian girls.

by albinoraccoon March 1, 2011

Black Asian

The coolest sexiest darkest person ever

He is a total black asian

by Black Asian invasion December 27, 2016