dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace

"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"

by onewingedblackbird November 05, 2022

Shady dog

A person who does not tell their friends they've hooked up with someone and lies about their kills.
A shady dog is someone who secretly gets kills

Man Chris is such a shady dog no one knew he banged Ashley

by hugebush July 08, 2013

brownward dog

Anal sex in the downward dog yoga position.

When the yoga instructor called for the downward dog, Gabe, having heard "brownward dog", put it in Stephanie's butt in front of the whole class.

by buttsexmichael April 18, 2014

Human Dog

A person who has a very sensitive nose

Have you seen John? I heard he is a Human Dog.

by CcDragz December 01, 2022

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 19, 2017

fluff dog

A hot dog bun, which is prepared with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff and the eaten.

motherfucking bread was bad but we had some hot dog buns so I made me a fluff dog.

by worderwood March 16, 2015

dog sorry

To apologise insincerely to appease someone in the short term, in the way that a dog will look submissive while being scolded but will repeat the same behaviour again once their owner has gone.

I sent a complaint and they wrote back with an apology, but they were just dog sorry as it happened again a week later!

by Strigulino January 30, 2017