Texas Wig

A high black hat worn by the KKK when lynching innocent black men. Worn to show contempt and also lots of allegiance to Hitler. Also, it shows that you like bats and if a bat tells you to do anything, like, rob a liquor store, YOU'LL TOTALLY DO IT.
"Let's put on our Texas Wigs and go kill some extremely innocent and photogenic black people, who I am prejudiced against not just through upbringing but free will as well!"
by Obdicut January 12, 2009
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texas wad

A large amount of cash, usually in hundreds that fill a man's wallet.
wow, JR sure has a nice texas wad bulge in his bike pants
by Benjamin Hutchins October 03, 2007
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Texas Boredom

While bored, closeted Texans are known to engage in group felatio. Without females present.
Ahh man, I feel some Texas Boredom coming on. Whip it out Cletus!
by the9thdog January 27, 2010
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Texas Crumpet

When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.
Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.
by Jordan Ullman December 21, 2004
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Texas Tuxedo

A new sex move where the boy dresses up in cowboy boots, a denim shirt, and assless chaps, a ten gallon hat, and some six shooters for role playing in the bedroom. To complete the Texas Tuxedo, one must say, "Let's ride, partner" and shout yeehaw at least five times during the act of intercourse.
"Hey, do you want to do some Texas Tuxedo later tonight?" - Boyfriend
by its_me_steve January 16, 2014
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Texas Tea

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket but after shitting in her pussy, you piss in her pussy then fuck her. Causes a liquid that looks somewhat like tea.
Dude, I gave that bitch a Alabama Hot Pocket, but then she wanted some Texas Tea.

I wanted to give her a Cleveland Steamer but she was thirsty for some Texas Tea.
by wikifreak September 07, 2014
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burleson, texas

A town full of cheaty, slime-y losers.
They constantly cheat to achieve their goals in athletics, yet they still cannot find success in their academics.
Scout: Where's that player from?
Bystander: Burleson, Texas
Scout: Great, so he cheats and is dumb, I don't want him on my team
by BurlesonSucks February 01, 2018
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