Luke kelly

a fat boy who smells of smegma

He also has a foot fetish

Luke kelly is constantly seen razzing his ped around the northwich ends

by mjacko lid February 22, 2022

Luke

Luke is a super sexy man. He has these blue eyes that you'll die for. He has the sexiest hair. He's the hottest man in school. For any women reading this if you find a Luke, become the best of friends with this man. Lukes are to DIE for.

Girl A: Luke is soooooooo sexy
Girl B: yeaaaaa

Girl A: I'm gonna go hit on him rn

by Cringyboi27_YT February 2, 2020

luke hammerquist

so sexy and nice date him and you will be soo popular. i dated him for 21 years. omg. now im known all across the world hanks luke ilysm.

luke hammerquist is so nice

by leaherie March 4, 2017

Luke Moran

Big monkey lover

Monkey monkey monkey Luke Moran

by Big pedo nonce February 11, 2020

Luke Seaman

Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.

Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.

Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!

by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020

Luke Hillegass

69th President of the United States
Established Slavery
Bombed Asia, and allowed segregation between whites and blacks throughout the world successfully for 567 years
Died 2092, from running out of sauce clot.

Luke Hillegass lost his sauce.

by Unidentified Culture Member September 27, 2021

Luke

Im not ur Luke

rafa: k
Luke: Im not ur Luke

by anonymous November 25, 2021