My dermal becomes turkeys

1. Goosebumps, but only if you're using google translate from Dutch.

2. The feeling you get when someone with skin fibrosis gently caresses you with a giant turkey leg purchased at Disney World.

The way John touched me with that meat stick was nothing short of astonishing. My dermal becomes turkeys when I think about it. Sadly, the antibiotics will take months to cure me.

by LOLWTFBBQZZZZ June 16, 2010

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dont take my penis

To have a removable and/or detachable penis that has the ability to ejaculate while in portable mode. The balls remain.

To take someones penis is similar to cock block, or stoppping someone from having a sexual intercourse with a female, males don't count (this word is not meant for homos).

Hey dont take my penis man, i want to fuck Tiffany this afternoon. Around 2 o'clock. please

by TheKilla,justjoking November 21, 2010

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My cards are in slot B

Satiated, full after a large meal. From the "Deal-A-Meal" infomercials featuring Richard Simmons where he claimed that "once you move your cards from slot A to slot B, you are done eating for the day".

Mom: Would you like another helping of meatloaf?
Son: No, all my cards are in slot B. I can't eat another bite.

by Frank Z. November 20, 2007

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Use my strong hand

1. (N) When a guy has a small penis and you can only use a small portion of your hand to touch it

2. (V) when a guy has a micropenis and you have to use your strong hand to jerk it off because it's so tiny

I pulled down Brian's knitted shorts and his penis was so small I was like "better use my strong hand" for this

by B nice. All night November 30, 2015

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