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Fucking Short Version

A version of a movie loaded with several F-bombs that is chopped down from 2 hours to 3 minutes and each scene just shows the person or people saying "fuck", "fucking", "fucked", "fucker", etc.
Scarface: the Fucking Short Version.
Casino: The Fucking Short Version.
by AusM October 24, 2008
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the fuck you say

When someone tells you something and they dont believe a word you say
Friend 1: Man i just got that girls number

Friend 2: the fuck you say?
by mmfwcl December 1, 2014
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the fuck if i know

when someone is asking you a question that you dont know
G-"hey what happened with sarah?"

K-"the fuck if i know"

G-"well then..."
by WhiteCat November 21, 2013
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Swahili Squat Fuck

A sexual act that involves a male and a female. The woman is positioned with her back on the floor and raises her hips and legs in the air so her vagina is parallel with the ceiling. The male then lets out a loud shriek before rushing over to the woman and inserts his penis into her vagina. He then vigorously, and simultaneously, pounds on her vagina like a pair of congo drums. This was first done by horny tribesmen in Swahili centuries ago. However, it was perfected by the Mayans.
Joe: I was feeling kind if diverse last night with Bonnie.

Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.
by TESTICLETWISTER December 22, 2013
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Stupid Fucking Retard

It's not enough to be retarded, when someone is so stupid and fucking dumb, you have to whip out the Stupid Fucking Retard card.
House Oniku is filled with "Stupid Fucking Retard"(s).
by BruhSlayer59 August 18, 2020
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Uncivilized fuck nigga

(n) - a fuck nigga that ain't down with Beethoven
Beethoven was the Dr. Dre of his time, but only uncivilized fuck niggas can't see that.
by SlowBlows September 16, 2013
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Fuck a Friend Friday

The only day of the week where fucking your friends is totally acceptable.

(There's also: Molest A Friend Monday, Touch A Friend Tuesday, Get Whipped Wednesday, Tap a Tit Thursday, and Get Slapped Saturday.)
Your friend (on saturday):"Did you and Sam fuck yesterday?"

You: "Yeah, I don't like him, but it WAS fuck a friend friday."
by FTWb1+cH December 17, 2011
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