holy dumb fuck

A phrase that was used by Danny the Tourettes Guy while looking in the fridge.

HOLY DUMB FUCK! What is this shit?!

by TourettesSupply November 6, 2009

Fuck 'n Roll

After having sex with a partner, it is customary for one to consent to at least some degree of minor cuddling and or intimate touching (spooning, caressing, hand-holding, sweet nothings etc.). The Fuck 'n Roll is when one partner forgoes the act of post-coital intimacy and simply rolls over and avoids any form of tenderness. The Fuck 'n Roll is often followed by a quick departure or snoring. While it is men who are predominantly guilty of committing a Fuck 'n Roll, some women have been known to commit this sexual faux-pas.

"Dude, were you big or little spoon after boning her?" "No way bro, I pulled a Fuck 'n Roll"

"That guy last night seemed so sweet, did you guys talk all night?" "No, the asshole Fuck 'n Rolled me!"

"Dude I pulled a Fuck 'n Roll, what are the chances she'll bone me again?"

by your wet spot May 1, 2010

Fuck shit stack

Its a stack of fuck shit on top of itself.

You take some fuck then some shit then some fuck then some shit then you got a Fuck shit stack. -Reggie Watts

by AlphaTJH August 31, 2010

buy a fucking vowel

When you're reading someone's endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. It's riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
You just want to say 'buy a fucking vowel man!!'

A- I wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
Whr do u lve?

Me-Buy a FUCKING vowel man! Shit!!!

by 4 July 14, 2004

motorcycle futon fuck

A couple sits on a futon in a slouched position, wearing motorcycle helmets. the male on bottom in a seated position, the female on top but on her knees as if riding a crotch rocket. The female must also twist the males nipple while performing intercourse while he makes motorcycle noises. As they near climax, they both must begin headbutt each other until the weaker party is unconscious. The consious party then deficates in the others helmet and seals the facemask shut with duct tape.

Josh: Hey guys, why does my motorcyle helmet stink so bad?
John and Abby: I don't know...we didn't use it for our motorcycle futon fuck.

by nick'n'johnny January 18, 2006

where the fuck are you

Meaning where are you but in a frustrated or angry way.

Josh, where the fuck are you?!

by Flower456 May 20, 2017

four-eyed-fuck

a word used as a put-down. it is a person that wears glasses and is a person you do not like.

"You are a four-eyed-fuck".

by Bob January 13, 2007