veselekov's zeroth law

A scientific law explicitly stating that all members of the female race shall be unable to be sexually attracted to any man who has full autonomous control of their eyebrows. This does not hold true for any relationship that remains at a platonic level, such as friendships, or even jogging buddies. Predates his first law of gas, grass, or ass: no one rides for free

Player 1: Man, that dude's eyebrows are going everywhere! he's even doing the wave!

Player 2: He probably suffers from veselekov's zeroth law

by veselekov October 14, 2012

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You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.

"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2019

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Snake pit zero

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.

Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??

by GFYAH December 10, 2019

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grey and zero

two people who took forever to admit their feelings for one another. sometimes enemies, sometimes soulmates, you can never tell with grey and zero. when grey thinks of zero, grey sees the starry sky. all we know is that they were made for eachother. The song "Fool" by Cavetown describes greys and zeros relationship.

some people associate grey and zero with vmin. Grey being jimin and zero being taehyung.

by anon383747744 December 26, 2020

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