Window of happiness

When you find a swastika graffiti, and draw extra lines to make it a window. Then draw smiley faces in all the window panes.
In woodshop we found a swastika carved on the table, so he drew with a pencil to make it a Window of Happiness
by rfrsiopgjdog October 01, 2021
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happy daddy

a tasty treat consisting of a glazed donut-hole smashed between to soft chocolate chip cookies. Very delicious and make all daddies happy.
Kyle is such a fat bitch, he ate 98 happy daddy's and threw up all over his stepdads couch. He's probably gonna get his ass kicked later.
by mr. voldemort January 20, 2011
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happy vomit

1.) To be so happy you obnoxiously blurt out your overwhelming joy with others (typically on a subject no one cares about)
2.) To be so happy you overshare it to the point the miserable world around you wants to vomit when they see your disgustingly happy smile
1.) Jenny told me about her new boyfriend and happy vomitted all of her vacation photos
2.) After she shared the story of how he proposed I wanted to happy vomit up her happily ever after
by RS3LD November 07, 2017
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happy surgery

getting blindfolded, bent over and getting bum raped by 5 big black borollic dudes and your asshole shall be put in a casket and get surgery to get a new ass hole.
I had happy surgery, the doctors told me i need to be in a wheelchair.
by VenemousRabbit January 04, 2022
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Happy Tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.
I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.
by holyeffingcow July 14, 2014
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Inbox-happy

Someone who obsessively checks their email inbox. They check their email every few minutes or seconds.
I check my email so often, I'm pathetically inbox-happy.
by AnkhianMorePork November 04, 2011
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happy eight

a phrase similar to, and building upon, your typical 'happy hour'. However, thanks to getting easily captivated by great friends, hearty laughs, strong drinks and good music, 'happy hour' usually extends beyond the standard period of time, usually in late afternoon and early evening, during which a bar or lounge features drinks at reduced prices, and generally carries on well into the wee hours of the morning. Before you know it, you've been celebrating for eight hours......'happy eight'!
It's Friday night, the bar has happy hour from 4-7, but I feel a 'happy eight' in the making.
by JV Parker October 28, 2011
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