e-sucking

sucking dick thro the internet

person 1: yo remember amber?

person 2: yeah, why?
person 1: she was e-sucking me the other day

by esucckingg July 28, 2019

Suck Puppy

A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.

Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.

by RunTellThat555 January 6, 2019

Crescendo of Suck

When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.

Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them

Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.

by madworldradio October 15, 2009

Suck an egg

Something you say to someone when you want them to go away ; another way of saying shut up

Bob: Where the hell is my chair!!
Larry: Juan did it
Bob: SUCK AN EGG

by Hot mama Hershey May 30, 2018

Suck Bag

...a bag of sucks

A suck bag is a bag of sucks.

by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Suck nuts

Said by kri21ynn on the daily

Hey

Suck nuts

by Big head2 May 22, 2021

Sussy Suck

When you you're getting good head in electrical.

Red: What were you doing in electrical?

Blue: Pink was giving me the ol' Sussy Suck.

Red: Damn, lucky.

by Virtual Fella May 2, 2021