"Did you seethe girl @ the bar making eyes for me?"
"No, but watching u flirt n' fail will be the highlight of my evening."
"No, but watching u flirt n' fail will be the highlight of my evening."
by PepperPotz December 06, 2009
When you buy a 30 pack of beer (must be an underage purchase) and then proceed to drive around town drinking in the car with your friends causing all sorts of destruction and mayhem. Can also include being parked on a stranger's property whilst you drink.
"Shit, we have nowhere to drink tonight and I want to cause chaos"..."Well then, let's do a cruise 'n crack.
by Scrillo August 04, 2011
n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.
by MalibuMan October 24, 2010
Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
by Dick Onchin October 08, 2020
by Rolo0612 March 12, 2009
When you take a shit but clench your ass repeatedly so the shit moves in and out of your anus. Done to simulate what one might feel whilst having their ass fucked
Yo dude, I was taking a mad shit but then started watching some pegging porn whilst sitting on the toilet, so I had an in n out burger whilst imaging what it would feel like for her to fuck my ass!
by Pegboi January 24, 2021