Will Jones

S I M P

“That Will Jones kid is such a simp”

by lobster1999 September 11, 2020

Mason Jones

A tall brown skin boy with curly-ish hair. Very goofy and plays either football or basketball
He should date a K

Mason Jones should date someone who’s name starts with K or Z

by CHEEEEEEEEEEESE TOUCHHHHHHHG May 18, 2022

Emily Jones

Isn't that the square headed fella from Minecraft?

Person 1 : "Is that Emily Jones from Minecraft?"
Person 2 : "You mean Steve?"

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Jones

Being called a Jones means that your a terrible defender as in Phil Jones the terrible England and Manchester United defender

Your playing like Jones!!!
Your worse than Jones!!!

by Jermain Defoe 2.0 July 14, 2018

Cool Guy Jones

Typical speaking, a cool guy jones is one who really isn’t good at much but plays it up to be a star! Whether he’s the best man around , the best driver or athlete! This is a cool guy jones - he lacks common sense and lives in the moment ! Generally the fuck up in the group

Oh wow look at this cool guy jones he’s scared of adults and growing up

by DirtyPopper288 January 10, 2020

Brad Jones

IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream

Oh look at that guy over there, simping for that chick, such a Brad Jones

by Really Cool Pen15 Guy June 10, 2020